Did you touch my drumset?ĭale Doback: It's just weird, 'cause, it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.īrennan Huff: Yeah, that is weird, 'cause I didn't touch 'em.ĭale Doback: ĭale Doback: Did you touch my drumset?ĭale Doback: I know you touched my drumstick, 'cause the left one has a chip in it.īrennan Huff: Are you **** crazy, man? You sound insane. We do it because we love you.ĭale Doback: Dad, I'm doing this because I love you: **** you!ĭale Doback: Hey man. Robert Doback: I know it seems hard, but it's the best thing for both of you. Guys!īrennan Huff: I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.ĭr. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.ĭale Doback: I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Nancy Huff: You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.īrennan Huff: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday.īrennan Huff: Listen, I know that we started out as foe. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad.īrennan Huff: Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire!īrennan Huff: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. Nancy Huff: Brennan, you're 39 years old. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.īrennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?Īlice: I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.ĭale Doback: The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.īrennan Huff: I'm not gonna call him Dad. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.īrennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. Now the tuxedos seem kind of **** up.ĭale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. Onion and ketchup.ĭale Doback: It stinks. Sporting Goods Manager: Is that onion? Onion and. On my tongue.ĭale Doback: Okay, I'll be honest with you. This is a house of learned doctors.īrennan Huff: You're not a doctor. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.īrennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?īrennan Huff: This house is a **** prison!īrennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!ĭale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. I'm sorry, I'm new to this.īrennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!ĭale Doback: You have the voice of an angel. 'cause I'll drop that ****!īrennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!ĭerek: Yeah, you'd like that, you ******!. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!ĭale Doback: We're here to **** shit up!īrennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face. If you know of more please feel free to post them below and i will at them.ĭale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. Here are a few of my favorite lines from Step Brothers.
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